If Sun Tzi has an art of war, Majura has an art of forgetfulness.
Her art is beyond those imaginable.
Let me give you a situation which happened yesterday;
Scene 1: Outside the library
Me and Majura had no place to put our bags in and so we decided to put our bags on top of the shelf. Majura put her bottle up first before putting her bag on top.
Majura: *Gleefully smiling away to indicate she has done something naughty* Hehehehe. I just pushed someone's bottle in! Push some moreeee XD
Me: *in total disbelief* Isn't that YOUR bottle?
Majura: Hah?! WHAT?!!! I pushed in my own bottle?!!!
Me: YEAH. And you were so proud you did it. Now what?! We can't reach it at all.
[Do bear in mind that we are short people]
We had to ask some stranger who was taller than us to help her reach for her beautiful pink bottle.
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?!
Now, Scene 2: Outside the library after we had returned our books one day.
Majura takes her bag out of the shelf.
She then looks and stares at the pink bottle.
Majura: Is that MY bottle?
Me: *in more shock and total disbelief that I might as well die laughing or in shock* you just took your bag out of that shelf! How can that NOT be your bottle?! Look at the handle! It's almost broken, obviously it's yours!
OMG.
Somebody please save that woman from becoming a part of the history books for forgetful people.
LOL.
There are many more incidents like this.
Some can make you laugh your butt off (and may even cause farting along the way)
You have to meet this woman to believe it.
Hahahahaha.
Her art is beyond those imaginable.
Let me give you a situation which happened yesterday;
Scene 1: Outside the library
Me and Majura had no place to put our bags in and so we decided to put our bags on top of the shelf. Majura put her bottle up first before putting her bag on top.
Majura: *Gleefully smiling away to indicate she has done something naughty* Hehehehe. I just pushed someone's bottle in! Push some moreeee XD
Me: *in total disbelief* Isn't that YOUR bottle?
Majura: Hah?! WHAT?!!! I pushed in my own bottle?!!!
Me: YEAH. And you were so proud you did it. Now what?! We can't reach it at all.
[Do bear in mind that we are short people]
We had to ask some stranger who was taller than us to help her reach for her beautiful pink bottle.
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?!
Now, Scene 2: Outside the library after we had returned our books one day.
Majura takes her bag out of the shelf.
She then looks and stares at the pink bottle.
Majura: Is that MY bottle?
Me: *in more shock and total disbelief that I might as well die laughing or in shock* you just took your bag out of that shelf! How can that NOT be your bottle?! Look at the handle! It's almost broken, obviously it's yours!
OMG.
Somebody please save that woman from becoming a part of the history books for forgetful people.
LOL.
There are many more incidents like this.
Some can make you laugh your butt off (and may even cause farting along the way)
You have to meet this woman to believe it.
Hahahahaha.
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